Joke Contest

Question:  What happened to Beethoven after he died?

Answer:  He decomposed!

Question:  Why is a locked piano so hard to open?

Answer:  The keys are on the inside.

Question:  What did Bach say to Handel when he fell off the piano bench?

Answer:  I think I baroque my leg.

Question:  Why didn’t the baseball player want to play the piano?

Answer:  Because he didn’t like sitting on the bench!

“I just to love to play the piano,” said the baby grandly.

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